What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you. nothing
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Monster: “ I will devour your family. “ Orphan: “ oh. “
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
I am like cookie monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
skinny deformed creature in the distance
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
