A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Nessie is dying
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
