Monster jokes
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Nessie is dying.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.