Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Monster Jokes
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!