Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
what do u call a baby in the crib.
boys and girls watch monsters inc
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
