Momma jokes

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!