Momma jokes
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.