Momma jokes
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!