Momma

Momma jokes

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.