Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
spell i c u p i see you pee
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made one direction turn into the other directions.
