dad- HONEY
mom- what
dad- all of the broken condums are on the bed
mom- WHAT!?
children- *staring*
Your mom .com
What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
What do you think of your mom I have to go now and tyyyytt
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Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
One day my mom told me not to be an acter i said but mommy i will make alot of money!
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
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I woke up today and my mom said it was 1940
So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
If you make a joke about me ill tell my mom
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
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Mom start eating or else u will get fater👋
