Mom jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
The thing my mom birthed.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"