Mom jokes
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
GF be like...
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*