Mom jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Memes
Mom! (DYM 3)
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Where's your mom at?
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
My mom
Your mom dot com.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!