Mom jokes
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
The thing my mom birthed.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.