Laser

Laser Jokes

Gun

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Police Officer

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Memes

Jew

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

Sniper

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Mom

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Trash Can

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Memes

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.