Laser jokes

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.