Laser jokes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU
justin bever be like in ohio
The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois
Community talk
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more