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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To slide into your moms bed
I was cussing out this kid for stealing and there mom walked in and said "HEY LANGUAGE!!" and I just said ENGLISH BITCH!
Roses are red violets are blue people thinks that you’re fat until they saw your mom
what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
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when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*
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My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
What did the mom say to the baby?
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My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
What's your mom on? deez nuts
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
