What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
