My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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I puched my mom for no fraking reason
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why do orphans' have water with their ceral? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
Ur mama so ugly when she went to the circus they thought she was pennywise mom.
