Mix Jokes

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Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare

Bunny hare

Instead of oboma it was supposed to be Osama pretending I got their names mixed up

What happens if you mix the two names Shannon and Stephanie? You have the name Shanny

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo"

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )

when hedgehog find poop they put it in there moths. mix it with saliva till its a foam . then rub it on themselves

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT

What name do you get if you mix the names chris and Marisa? Then you get the name chrisa

what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker

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What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato

Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee