Roses are red violets are blue when I saw you I thought you can mix too
what do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
the worst shits you'll ever see
what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Instead of oboma it was supposed to be Osama pretending I got their names mixed up
What happens if you mix the two names Shannon and Stephanie? You have the name Shanny
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
when hedgehog find poop they put it in there moths. mix it with saliva till its a foam . then rub it on themselves
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
What name do you get if you mix the names chris and Marisa? Then you get the name chrisa
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix
Helliphino
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ́ ́ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands ́ ́
Cowboy 2 says ́ ́ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb ́ ́
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
