Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.

If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767

a 797

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

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What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

BugsBunny!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.