Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
Misunderstanding Jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
