Mistaken jokes

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.