The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class đŹ
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is âdicks and pussies!â Johnny asks " whatâs that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dadâs in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
My mom said â why did I adopt you?â I said â because the other three were mistakesâ
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Guys donât put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
I got a sister. that was a big mistake
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes
He hugged me!
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
ITS NOT A MISTAKE ITS A ⨠MASTERPIECE â¨
Joe momma is called that because it means your a mistake
Why was the twin towers angry
They ordered pepperoni but they only got plane
