Mistake jokes
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.