Mistake jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral? While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"