My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
