100+ Best Mishap Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Man

Funny but sad. · 7 years ago

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Detention

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

wtf school

A picture of a young student with a big smile. The text on the image reads: "CHANGES SCHOOL WALLPAPER. GETS DETENTION."

Chef

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-panel view. On top is a pot of spaghetti on a stove with flames shooting up from it. Below is the 'stonks' meme character, dressed as a chef with folded arms and a text saying 'shef'.

Demon

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A white dog with a wide, slightly sinister grin is shown. The caption reads, "Me: *Messes up in latin class* The demon I just summoned:".

Review

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two tweets from user @xMangojuice. The first one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. went camping with my uncircumcised friend and he didn't even bring a sleeping bag? lol he's gonna be freezing tn". The second one says: "2star yelp review @xMangojuice. oh my god wait what is he doing".

Misunderstanding

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Ernie and Bert. Bert is covered in some white substance. The text says, "Ernie misunderstood Bert's request for 5 guys on his birthday."

Spell

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

The image shows three frames. The top frame shows the fairy godmother from Cinderella saying "Bibbidi-Bobbidi...". The middle frame shows someone casting a spell of green light in a Harry Potter movie with the text "AVADA KEDAVRA". The bottom frame shows Bellatrix Lestrange with the text "OOOPS WRONG SPELL".

Bathroom

Nateツ · 2 years ago

A picture with two people, one labeled as "Teacher" and the other as "Me", is shown. The text above them reads, "Me: 'Can I go to the bathroom?' Teacher: 'It's may' Me: 'No, it's January'".

Bike

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk Adventure

The image is a three panel comic. In the first panel, a Stonk character is riding a bicycle, saying "WooHoo". In the second panel, the character says "Hmm, I wanna stop". In the third panel, the character has fallen off the bike and is lying on the ground, saying "I boke my Bon".

Girlfriend

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.

Skydiving

GG Miller · 3 years ago

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

Tentacle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of three tweets from Donald J. Trump's Twitter account @realDonaldTrump. The first tweet says, 'loli tentacle hentai.' The second is a reply to the first tweet and reads, 'shit this isn't google.' The third tweet, also a reply, says, 'if any of you fucks screenshot this imma nuke a 3rd world country.'

Movie

Anonymous · 4 years ago

?????? funny

A picture of former president Obama shrugging with a confused expression. The text says, "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

Car

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An alien with a slight smile looks at the viewer. The text above says: "me looking at the driving instructor after grabbing his 🍆 instead of the shifter".

Waluigi

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a mock-up of a Wii game cover with the text "WALUIGI GETS HIS WALUWEENIE STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE REMASTERED" written on it. The character Waluigi is shown peeking out from the side.

Fridge door

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

bruh this tru

A cartoon airplane with a smiling human face is flying over a city where there is an explosion. The text reads, "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

ID

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows a text message exchange. In the first message, someone says "Hey, I'm David. I lost my ID today near central park." The reply says, "So you are Dav now?" Below this, there is an image of a cartoon bird with big eyes. The text overlaying the bird reads "*Dav", and another text says, "Listen here, you little sh t". At the bottom right corner there is a TikTok user id, "@potkan3000".

Job

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Community talk

Itz_just_mYiA

Guys I accidentally burned myself 6FRICKEN TIMES TODAY!

Cosmo idk

I’m sad I was trying to fall into the toilet and not take a shit but I failed

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for w… Read more