Waluigi jokes
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
