Waluigi jokes

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.