Tentacle jokes

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

What do you call a cool octopus?

Tenta-cool (tentacle)

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.