Minecraft jokes
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Hoe?
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Me nan.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.