What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Technoblade would love it here.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
My anus smells.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
