Minecraft

Minecraft Jokes

Dog

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Llama

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Touch

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Smile

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Tree

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Game

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

Punch

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.