Minecraft

Minecraft Jokes

You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones

You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic