if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Minecraft Jokes
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
what the world is wrong with steve
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
