It's not Minecraft
It's Ourcraft
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village
All pac my bags
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
sike i likeed your minecraft account is mine
why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK Steve: who’s there? Villager: I’m not talking anymore Steve: I’m not talking anymore who?
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
