Minecraft jokes
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
My anus smells.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.