Minecraft

Minecraft jokes

Dog

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Insult

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Store

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Memes

Touch

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Wife

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Orphan

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Orphan

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Llama

What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?

"Alpaca my bags."

Orphan

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Smile

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Skeleton

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Alabama

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Movie

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.