Minecraft jokes
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!