Minecraft jokes
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.