Minecraft Jokes

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: they both cant see thier parents

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

why are there only 363 days for orphans... because they dont have mothers and fathers day.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him where are your parents. God I love workin g in an orphanage

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough

/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go in to the.

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, Axe it's head.

Axe it's head defeat him.

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When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick

Random person: minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life Me: well screw life maybe if i light a fire on myself i will go to minecraft (my excuse for suicide)