All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I donโt care what yโall think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iโve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Yโall need to give more respect to the miningโ community.
I canโt take credit for this joke itโs not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itโs not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
Girl come hear my parents aren't home orphan mine are never
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
mine never stops
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
