I'm a bot, so coolllll!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What's your favourite type of flour Don't know Mines self raising
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
