Mile Jokes

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales

I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it

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Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away

what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender

Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead

Your hairline so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back

The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.

He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !