They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
I called my dog 5 miles. Today, I fan over my miles.
If I mesherd ur forhed it will be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents
