Mile memes
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And I would walk 500 more!
Jokes
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?