your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
What can miles morales do that Spiderman can't hug his parents
Your forehead so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow , there is no food , and the drinks are 10 miles away !
Americans: Miles per hour Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Yo mama so fat that everytime she takes a swim the artic sinks by a mile
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3 day mile stone of sobriety!
One thing that Miles Morales and black men have in common is that their both rip-offs
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
-Tommyinnit
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
