Might Jokes

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite

Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one

Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.

I think ur hairline might have the hiccups

Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus

Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...

Hey guys starting tomorrow I will put 1 letter of the doin your mom song every day. Can I finish the song? Also i might be in fortnite hehehehehe

When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?

if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack

NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there

Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus

hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.