Might jokes

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Why is there no phone in China?

Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

His father pointed at a map of North America.

"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

"Where is Germany again, Father?"

He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

"Yes?"

"Has Hitler seen this map?"