Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
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If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
you might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers but in my opinion its emos because some of them are still in the air
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
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What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
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Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
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2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
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