Might jokes

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

The early bird might get the worm...

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why is there no phone in China?

Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.