Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
