What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys pants were half off!
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
