What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Michael Jackson Jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
