what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
Michael Jackson Jokes
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys pants were half off!
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn’t know if he is black or white
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Micheal Jackson’s nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂