Michael Jackson jokes

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids ride for free.

Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?

They're both dead...

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured it out.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?

He was airing his blanket.

Nobody:

Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?