Michael Jackson jokes
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Memes
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.