Michael Jackson jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
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Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?