Michael Jackson jokes
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.