Michael Jackson jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.