Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Autopsy

You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

X box

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Jail

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

Math

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

End

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Underwear

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Playstation

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

Boy

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

Song

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Memory

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Hypocrisy

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Pronoun

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.