Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
