What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns "HE HE"
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
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Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
What's white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
