Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
