Name

Anonymous

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he’s honest.

White

Anonymous

Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn’t know if he is black or white

Common

Anonymous

What’s does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on

White

Anonymous

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson’s religious beliefs

Last

Anonymous

Wakende forever didn’t last forever

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

Difference

Anonymous69

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

Nothing

Anonymous

what did Michael Jackson say?

nothing, he’s dead

Girl

Billie Jean

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

Jackson

Anonymous

What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!

Name

evil joke dude

why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket

what would you call a cover for your cock

Kid

sub to mw badman

whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common… there both plastic and kids turn them on

White

James

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.

Ugliness

Anonymous

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I’m jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

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