Michael Jackson Jokes

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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your mum

what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids

Hospital

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’

Hee hee

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

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Anonymous

Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off

Ben Morrissey

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂

Dynub

what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

they’re both predators

Anonymous

why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he’s a smooth criminal

Michael Jackson

I am Michael Jackson and my pronouns are HeHee

Anonymous
in Music

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

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Anonymous
in Adult

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won’t bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Ur mum is Michael Jackson xx

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.

your fat mother

what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common

kids turn them on

HeeHee

What’s white and comes in little cans

Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf

What was Michael Jackson’s favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Anonymous

what is Michael Jackson favorite planet…Uranus

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Acelyn

What is harder than steel

Michael jackson on a playground

Anonymous

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

Anonymous
in Music

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

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