Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he’s honest.

Why can’t Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn’t know if he is black or white

What’s does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson’s religious beliefs

Wakende forever didn’t last forever

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

what did Michael Jackson say?

nothing, he’s dead

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!

why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket

what would you call a cover for your cock

whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common… there both plastic and kids turn them on

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I’m jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!