What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
