Michael Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.