What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead