Michael Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!