Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Michael Jackson Jokes
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he’s rushed to hospital. When they get there he says ‘am i in heaven?’ The doctor replies ‘Nah sir we’re just taking a quick shortcut through the children’s ward.’
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he’s dead
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they’re both predators
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he’s a smooth criminal
I am Michael Jackson and my pronouns are HeHee
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won’t bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
What’s white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite dessert? Cream pie.
what is Michael Jackson favorite planet…Uranus
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What is harder than steel
Michael jackson on a playground
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service