On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
