What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Michael Jackson Jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
