On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What’s worse than ants in your pants - Michael Jackson
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood