Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What’s worse than ants in your pants - Michael Jackson
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys pants were half off!
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
