Michael Jackson jokes
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
My face when vexbolts are getting more followers
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.