No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Michael Jackson Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Me at the dinner table
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
