what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
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My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
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What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
