Plastic Surgery jokes

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!