Plastic Surgery

Plastic Surgery Jokes

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...

when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'