Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Year

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Transformation

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Boy

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Boy

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?

"Give in to me-hee-he!"

Victim

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

Tea

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Sun

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

Woman

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Wish

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Paint

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.