Michael Jackson jokes
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂