What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
what does michael jackson and a tv have in common. they both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
