What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Michael Jackson Jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
