Michael Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.