Michael Jackson jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.