Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!