Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
