Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

    What did they do with his body when he died?

    They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.