Michael Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
"Hee hee touched me."
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.