Michael Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
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