Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.