Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
he sings he dances be he also HE HE
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
Whats the diffrence between MJ and myself? Nothing at all.
Hehe
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
