Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

Ninja

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

Suicide

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Depression

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

Hangman

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

Asylum

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.

Jesus

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Depression

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Emo

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Emo

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

High-five

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Emo

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

Suicide

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!