What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
