Mental Health jokes
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
My depression is depressed.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."