Mental Health jokes
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Memes
My work here is done.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.