What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
