Mental Health jokes
Wanna come hang out with me?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My depression is depressed.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.