Men jokes
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Memes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Kiwi loves men.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.