Men jokes
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.