Men jokes
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.