Men jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...