Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Men Jokes
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Kiwi loves men.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
