Men jokes
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
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Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”