A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone
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I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
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Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men. Then gets mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Leo be like: "I like men yes"
why do megan sound like a men but she is a good singer in rapper but then pepole talk about her whats yall rapper are singer
Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
