A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My ex.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
