Memory jokes

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.