Memory jokes

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.