Memory jokes
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."