Memory jokes

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.