A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My ex.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
