Memory

Memory Jokes

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them

John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.

But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...