Memory jokes

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.

He never talks about it.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"