Memory jokes

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?

It reminds him of last night.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

I forgot the joke.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.