I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
