He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
