We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!