I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
my back is straighter than i am and i literally have scoliosis
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
