Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
What time is it when when a nurse ๐ฉโโ๏ธ s
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! ๐ฃ whatโs wrong with me Doctor: youโve broken your finger
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didnโt do cpr
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
