A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
my back is straighter than i am and i literally have scoliosis
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
What time is it when when a nurse 👩⚕️ s
