20+ Best Medical Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Brain

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

Project

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Cancer

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Doctor

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

Headache

The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.

Surgeon

Me: *licks knife* other surgeons

The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.

Patient

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

Bed

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

Zombie apocalypse team

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

Hot pocket

A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Door

Test

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

Doctor

A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."

Life

A man wearing a white hard hat and sunglasses sits on a couch in front of a muted background. Text above and below the man provide context: "ADHDers that take on life without medication:" above and "Well, first of all, with caffeine and anger, all things are possible, so jot that down" below.

Fact

Isnt that interesting......ummm

The image contains the text "WTF SEX FACTS# The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal."

Mickey Mouse

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Cough

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Injury

A photograph of the Sidney & Lois Eskenazi Hospital at night, with the text "GO AHEAD" at the top and "GET INJURED" at the bottom.

Zombie Apocalypse

Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

Zombie apocalypse team

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Jokes

Guy

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

Blood Type

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Blood Type

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.