Media Jokes

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

In America, you catch picachu, in Soviet Russia, picachu catches you. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/7a7436_784a4f4d74314d0f8d74234b57dcd2ee~mv2.jpeg

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot”

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)

Ok heres ur joke now.....

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

Can I have a PIZZA that ass?

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

:/

The image shows two scenes. The top scene shows two women yelling and pointing. The text "People who watch the news" is below them. The bottom scene shows a golden retriever dog wearing a tie and working on a laptop. The text "Graphic Designers" is below the dog. Behind the dog is a scene of explosions and war.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported

The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).

Capital Extra is a radio station!

Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)

So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media