Media jokes
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
was (DYM 90).
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"